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Prelim Episode #2 - Headliners, the Return Journey

(much funnier than part one)
The return journey, after our short-lived trip to the strip club (they closed at two).  Kyle got a lap-dance and I met a bouncer named shnookums.  I guess he had the better time, but I only spent three dollars.  A nice place over all, but I'll let the cast tell you about that.
So go listen to it.  You've got nothing better to do.  Faggot.

Prelim Episode #1 - Headliners

So my friend and I decided to make this fucking podcast.  Why?  I guess we were bored as shit.  That's the only logical answer, because I don't remember ever greasing his ass up for penetration (except of course in metaphorical terms during vicious games of HALO) and if you're making a podcast chances are high that you're either colossally gay or colossally bored.  I'm gonna go with bored.
So bored in fact, that we found ourselves in the car one Tuesday on the way to "Headliners," a popular 'gentleman's club.'  It was long enough a drive to be a little boring itself, so we wound up recording it.  Whaddya know.
I wouldn't actually call this a "first episode."  More like a preliminary.  An experiment or some shit like that.  Of course, who knows if a real first episode will ever come?  I honestly couldn't care less, but it you've read this far you might as well download it.
(note: this things a little fucking long.  I the rumored "first episode" does show up, expect it to be around 5 minutes.)